Friday, April 21, 2006

Adoptable Cat / Constantine

Adoptable Cat / Constantine
· Constantine · Photo by Gini~ · His nickname is Tino

Constantine is available for adoption with his sister Helen in Northern Virginia, USA, through HART.
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Adoptable Cat / Helen

Adoptable Cat / Helen
· Helen · Photo by Gini~ · Helen is available for adoption with her brother Constantine in Northern Virginia, USA, through HART.
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German Cat Saves German Baby in Germany

My Cat Saved My Life
Phillip Schreibman

I don't know why I had to put all those Germans in my headline. I just wanted to, okay?
Top News Article | Reuters.co.uk: “The cat is a hero,” Cologne police spokesman Uwe Beier said. “Its loud meowing got the attention of the homeowner and saved the baby from suffering life-threatening hypothermia. The homeowner opened door to see why the cat was making so much noise and discovered the newborn.”
Apparently the baby already had mild hypothermia, so this isn't some trumped up meowing cat story. Beats the heck out of saving a cat from the walls of a building, too.

Guero
Beck

Beck - Guero I'm listening to “Hell Yes” by Beck from the album Guero.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Wildrun Asks, You Answer // Why Spit?

Can you answer the question:
wildrun: You are a true cat person...: "Why would you spit on your hands before petting a cat?"
I have an answer that's not quite what wildrun was looking for, but my theory is untested.

What about y'all? Do you spit on your hands?

Or, you know, do you spit on anything else? I'd like to know before I come over for supper. When in Rome, you know.

I'm listening to “Baseball Theme” by Vince Guaraldi Trio from the album A Boy Named Charlie Brown on badgeitunes61x15lite.gif .

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Greenwich Village Cat Finally Rescued After 14 Days

I'm sure as heck glad I didn't hear about this cat until it had already been rescued. I likely would have had nightmares.
NYC Cat Finally Rescued After 14 Days - AM New York: After 14 days trapped in the innards of a Greenwich Village building, Molly the cat finally emerged wearing a look on her face that said, "What's all the fuss about?"
Our cat once got trapped behind our walls, and we had to figure out how she got in before we could get her out. Turned out the crawl space had been open for a few minutes (maybe seconds) earlier in the day, and she walked all the way around the house (or over the house) to the opposite side. Then she was stuck. Calling. Some time around midnight.

Which is why, of course, I love cats.


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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

I Believe in trap/neuter/return / Wildrun Blog

Can people (you) owe it to themselves to visit the wildrun blog (it's about wild cats, you know):
wildrun: I believe...: I believe in trap/neuter/return. However, I come from a traditional animal control background, as well as wildlife control, and there is a stubborn part of me that is a skeptic. I believe that TNR works if it is managed aggressively...but really, how many people do it right?If you don't get every cat, and for some reason the caretaker walks away, all it takes is one unfixed cat, and it's all going to go right down the tube, drowned in new kittens.But consistently, colonies come along that prove the skeptic in me wrong.
A lovely thing. And full of cat photos. And lovingly handled cats.

Wildrun

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Friday, March 10, 2006

.theatrics/ More Kircherian Cat Torture

I'm hoping one of these was never actually produced or tested:
Proceedings of the Athanasius Kircher Society » Blog Archive » More Kircherian Cat Torture: ...we wanted to call to your attention Kircher’s catoptric theatre, a sort of hall of mirrors into which a cat would be deposited and mayhem would ensue.
Why not just buy some catnip and put it in a little baggy? That will result in just as much mayhem, methinks.

I'm listening to “More Than This (feat. Norah Jones)” by Charlie Hunter from the album Pure Jazz Chillout (disc 2) on badgeitunes61x15lite.gif .

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Monday, March 06, 2006

.koi/ Cat on a Cold Icy Koi Pond

Would somebody please tell us how to get to these fish?


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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

.piano/ Kircher’s Cat Piano

When you get to the section of my book (We Are the Cat : Life Through the Eyes of the Royal Feline) on the “Cat Piano,” I would like it to be known very well right now that I do not have anything resembling Mr. Kircher's Cat Piano (pictured).


My guess is you will know that from the text itself. Just to be sure, I'll post a sample of the text itself. Let me know if you cannot tell.
The piano is a high piece of furniture that sits in the living room. It is a good piece of furniture on which to escape from a Stampede of Dogs or Herd of Lap Children. We do so daily, hopping first onto the piano bench, then onto the brilliant white teeth of the piano.

The piano is one of the few pieces of furniture in the house that is apparently alive. When we jump onto its teeth, the piano complains with bright, remarkable noise. We do not mind the bright, remarkable noise, but we are often surprised by it, and have to jump quickly to the top of the piano to look back at the teeth in wonder, asking ourselves, “has it always done that?”

Perhaps it has. We’re not quite sure.

We quickly decide it doesn’t matter, of course, and regain our composure almost immediately so that we can sit at the edge of the piano, as nonchalant as the situation will allow, utterly ignoring the Stampede of Dogs or Herd of Lap Children.

Furthermore, we rather enjoy, at times, the complaints of the piano, except for the fact that when we step on the teeth it seems to alert both children and dogs (whichever is not currently stampeding or herding) of our presence, and they likely will come to explore what it is that has disturbed the piano. Still, we are out of reach of the dogs, and we are no longer under the feet of the Lap Children, so it doesn’t matter much.

Sometimes another member of the household will also be alerted, and they may chime in with, “That’s lovely, kitty. Can you play The Minute Waltz?”

This seems to amuse them. So far, their amusement has caused us no harm.

In any case, they know very well how difficult it is to play Chopin without any fingers.
Proceedings of the Athanasius Kircher Society » Blog Archive » Kircher’s Cat Piano.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

.paw/ beware the artificial cat paw/ claw

Why?
cat pawAkihabara News - The attack of the cat paws by Bandai: Why on earth would you use these? To scratch your back, to scare a colleague or just as an extension of your arm...
Why oh why?

Because you can't help yourself, that's why.

So far as I can tell, there is no other reason to do anything. Ever.



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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Muybridge Cat/ "Cat trotting, changing to a gallop."

cat runningEarly cat motion. Very early cat motion. 1878ish motion.

Muybridge used 12 cameras to capture his images. They are oddly beautiful and graceful and full of something that makes you want to see them again and again.

Pia

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Monday, January 23, 2006

.tech/ iCatBed


iKitty
In a move heretofore unexpected in the feline world, the cat has finally moved inside both the CPU and the monitor.

eBuzz


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Monday, January 09, 2006

Cy the Cyclops (Cyclopes?) Kitten

cyclops kitty
So, a kitten born with one eye, and the photo looks so very photoshopped, but here it is in Yahoo! news:
Yahoo! News Photo: Cy, short for Cyclopes, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005.
I'm wondering if we're being tricked, but for now I'm going to assume that there was such a kitty, and hope that its short (one day) existence in this world was not painful.

And if it's faked, then I hope the faker does not pass go nor collect two hundred dollars.

And I'm sorry I even have to question the legitimacy of a photograph. It makes me darned angry.

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A Real Barn Cat Adores its Horse

cat and horse
Herald Sun: Kitten chases a stable life [09jan06]: Garfield the 12-week-old cat has bonded with placid three-year-old Gemma, who lets her mate bat her around the ears.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Cat Calls 911... Of Course

50 Ways to Train Your Cat
by Sally Franklin

We are wondering why everyone is so surprised by this?
Cat Calls 911 to Help Owner, Police Say - Yahoo! News: Police aren't sure how else to explain it. But when an officer walked into an apartment Thursday night to answer a 911 call, an orange-and-tan striped cat was lying by a telephone on the living room floor. The cat's owner, Gary Rosheisen, was on the ground near his bed having fallen out of his wheelchair.

Rosheisen said his cat, Tommy, must have hit the right buttons to call 911.
Honestly, if he asked us to (or if we thought he would order the anchovies) we might have called for pizza delivery while we were at it.

—Swiper the Cat


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Friday, November 04, 2005

Dewbs and Shoe

Dewbs and Shoe
· Dewbs and Shoe · Photo by NoOtherOne · I really don't know what was in there, but he was going crazy for that shoe!
So wonderful, I had to share it here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

"The Great Indoors" Can Only Be Uttered by Non-Cats

This:
KRT Wire | 10/19/2005 | The great indoors: how to create a more cat-perfect house: According to a study by Dr. Lawrence Glickman of Purdue College of Veterinary Medicine, a cat kept outside rather than as a house pet was nearly three times more likely to end up in a shelter.
What does this mean?

Apparently Dr. Glickman has never been an indoor housecat. Nor has Dr. Glickman been any sort of cat at all. Nor does Dr. Glickman speak proper catlanguage.

Alas. Poor Dr. Glickman.

We've forgotten what the rest of Mr. Becker's article was about. You'll read it and tell us, won't you? Now it's time for bed.

—Swiper the "wherever" Cat



The great indoors
The Indoor Cat Initiative

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Cats In Sinks

kitten in sinkWe do not understand or appreciate your fascination with our adoration of the sink portion of the household. The reasons for our adoration are obvious, are they not? The sink is cooler than most places in the house. The coolness from the sink surrounds us as no other coolness can surround us. If there was a sink in nature, that would be one less reason for us to come home at night. But there isn't. So here we are. In the sink. And there you go. Taking our picture again. For publication, we hope. Or perhaps this year's Christmas card?

—Swiper the Cat



Cats In Sinks



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Cats In Sinks

kitten in sinkWe do not understand or appreciate your fascination with our adoration of the sink portion of the household. The reasons for our adoration are obvious, are they not? The sink is cooler than most places in the house. The coolness from the sink surrounds us as no other coolness can surround us. If there was a sink in nature, that would be one less reason for us to come home at night. But there isn't. So here we are. In the sink. And there you go. Taking our picture again. For publication, we hope. Or perhaps this year's Christmas card?

—Swiper the Cat



Cats In Sinks


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Friday, August 26, 2005

Catnip as a Cash Crop

catWe definitely approve of growing great quantities of Catnip (though we are not quite certain why), but we would just as soon you not consume or brew or otherwise waste it:
Catnip as a Cash Crop:Most people are well aware of the fact that cats are fascinated by catnip. It seems the little animals can't resist the lure of Nepeta cataria's essential oils, which are said to be similar in scent to the chemicals a female feline gives off during her mating period.

Lesser known, however, is the fact that the plant's dried leaves and flowers make a tasty herb tea, and-when brewed a bit stronger-the beverage becomes a potent medicinal concoction for the treatment of common colds, menstrual pains, baby colic, flatulence, flu, tension headaches, nervousness, and insomnia.

On our Florida farm, we grow the attractive herb for all those reasons, but-primarily-our catnip patch is a 20-acre cash crop . . . that adds thousands of dollars to our income!
Helps with flatulence, you say? Okay. Drink up, everyone.

—Swiper the Cat


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